Not the first time a Jackson has run over a Redskin.

Well that's certainly more effective than the mushrooms Kyle Shanahan was taking yesterday.

Blowing up a punter is the life equivalent of kicking a puppy. Really fun, but probably not worth it in the end if people are watching.

FACES OUT, DAN! FACES OUT!

Agree, these rape jokes feel forced.

I won't believe Winston came in first until I see it confirmed by DNA testing.

A man who says he's quitting because he wants to be with his kids, and then takes another coaching job a year later, either has a short attention span or is a liar.

WTF with the homer announcers rationalizing Thornton's sucker punches? Fucking New England. Orpik is one of our better d-men — "our" meaning US men's team — and would be donning the stars-and-stripes for sure in Sochi. Thornton, meanwhile, is a worthless scumbag canadian shit.

Shut up, Jameis.

my high school shop class teachers photo looked similar.

I think the best Falcons-Lions matchup in Europe happened way, way earlier.

"'Ass-Early' is better than 'Vagina-Late.'"

Left-Winger: [undergoes devastating decline precipitated by years of fighting]

Personally I think Bruins/Habs > Leafs/Habs.

clearly a fan of swallowing.

That is absolutely disgusting and distasteful that they would use such an obviously racially-charged thing in sport, and justify it by claiming "history" and "tradition"

The outrage is understandable given Croatia's chequered history.

Damnit, we could have had adorable little Iceland

The Croatian Minister added: "In light of these unfortunate events, it is our feeling that to be placed in a Group of Death would only call more attention to the issue."

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?