Did you go to ECU by any chance?

Looks like Rodgers may already be facing IR time this season as it seems he's caught a pretty extreme case of Canada.

And I thought Albert Haynesworth had issues with taking off on plays!

After you gain Experience Points, this is just what happens when Ryan Reaves levels up and becomes Joel Ward.

Given Wade's health in the finals, I'm pretty sure Miami's big three did a pretty rousing rendition of Two and a Half Men.

"Objects in mirror are as close as they appear."

Interesting. I always thought tennis was more popular with WASPs.

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My guess is that being from Oakland, they felt a little shy about drawing attention to themselves and alerting the local authorities to their whereabouts.

Wow, now that is incredible.

Not a bad portrait but we'll see if he has the doggedness to score with CuJo in net.

Yes, just as Sepp Blatter noted that hosting the men's World Cup in the middle of the Arabian Desert in the middle of the summer is also the future of soccer. Is he preparing for the risk of stark global warming?

"DID ANYONE TAKE INTO CONSUDERATION THE SITUATION WAS A TEAM EFFORT. NOT EVEN THE FACT THAT I WAS TRYING TO HURT RAY IN THE ELEVATOR AND HIM BEING THE HUMBLE PLAYER HE IS HIT ME SO THE OTHER RUNNING BACK COULD HAVE SOME PLAY TIME TOO." - Janay Palmer written statement to Roger Goodell

This response is akin to when white people start a comment in a racism debate with "Let me start off by saying all of my friends are black"

For reference, he is saying "Großkreutz rück den Döner raus!" with Cloudchaser's translation. A terrible waste of delicious street food.

Which would be Argentinier. The song is:

I thought Hulk was playing?

I've seen this move before at frat parties. The old puke in the coke cup.

My screen is blurry. Is Germany playing Iran?

It's almost Tomlin-esque.