George Brett: "This guy AGAIN? You have to be shitting me."

Give him a break, poor guy clearly just wanted to Pardy hearty.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: "OK guys, I think we're getting a little carried away with this 'content of their character' thing."

Throwing BP? So he was pitching?

"Hey, we can't let those Marathon bombers show us up! RAZE THE CITY!" - Insanely Hypocritical Mob of Boston fans yelling "Boston Strong"