“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

Responding to reports of so-called ‘digital vandalism’, Trump’s PR team were quick to show they have a sense of humour these days. “Those Earth-based hatchlings and their fancy USB connections,” they quipped, showing a new friendly face of the campaign prepared to laugh off a prank.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

i can see how practically anyone would be aroused by this.

baba yetu motherfuckers

WOLVERINES!!! (Kudos to those who don’t have to google it to get it)

The problem is that the Soviet space records are now an open book - warts, failures, and all. There’s a lot of embarrassing stuff in there, so it’s unlikely that at this point, we don’t have the whole story.

Check this out:

This is my favorite story, sadly it is false. http://www.snopes.com/sports/basebal…

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

I believe this 100%, but from time to time, the people in the first group fight among themselves, giving people in the other two groups a faint hope of advancement. As soon as this hope manifests in organizational unity, the first group finds common cause again, retrenches, and continues the cycle of war and poverty…

And self shot nudes? Tastefully done of course.

Ann Rice can’t melt steel beams.

I believe my FBI file consists primarily of Deadspin comments.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

I brought 2 GTX980Ti’s so I could play this in 4k.

True fact: The Masturbation Network has kept America ‘batin for over 300 years.

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