For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

1918 is only a troll response if someone on staff is not a vampire

There’s a logic to this conjecture that is very appealing. Most forms of life that we’re aware of need special conditions within a certain range to persist in order to proliferate. Even if those initial conditions are met, the proliferation of that life would tend to alter those conditions (not to mention outside…

amen

You lost me here....

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

Yeah, I've written that story a few times, but it always bares repeating. Fund Planetary!

I am a Californian and this makes the least sense. Do they leave the pants there? Pants are expensive. Plus isn’t that littering? I am so happy that I woke up and it was 50° outside.

This was the first thing I thought of, but mostly because I have read it 6,000 times in the past week.

Assuming aliens, because why not, I don’t know which possibility freaks me out more: the civilization developed far ahead of ours on a vastly shorter evolutionary time scale (it is a young and fast-burning star), or they came there from somewhere else.

The fascinating thing (albeit maybe a depressing one) about that would be that if it did turn out to be an alien structure, at the distances we're talking about we could be watching both the rise and/or fall of another advanced civilization, as it happened, almost 1500 years ago.

I know I’m not the only one hoping that the least likely answer is the correct one.

Many machines on IX . . .

Planet X