For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

1918 is only a troll response if someone on staff is not a vampire

amen

You lost me here....

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

I am a Californian and this makes the least sense. Do they leave the pants there? Pants are expensive. Plus isn’t that littering? I am so happy that I woke up and it was 50° outside.

This was the first thing I thought of, but mostly because I have read it 6,000 times in the past week.

This is basically a Dr. Seuss book...

Reddit, good job. Matt wanted to play the game and now he’ll find a way to kill you guys.

Blargh.