F*** you. I mean that sincerely, but as a friend.

The facts are that Hostess is a company (or WAS a company). Companies exist to make profits for their owners, whether that's shareholders or even a (dirty word coming) hedge fund. When companies are well run - and the business environment is good - they can afford to hire people or raise wages. When companies are…

It's funny how normal people go on rants against coal plants. They really don't know how bad things were before coal plants.

Another way to takedown an entire LTE network? Combining FaceTime and an unlimited data plan.

US officials who've seen the document weren't able to explain to the Washington Post what highly secret means.

Until Bluetooth 5.0 and AirPlay Pro come out, then it would be outdated. But probably not before then.

Hahahaha. Best response ever.

Are you trying to backup over a USB cable or over WiFi?

That's the best Launchpad's ever looked.

Yeah, but is it LEGITIMATE R?

Wait, what?

... or a puffy shirt?

Also silly? The fact that Apple won't sell you a USB or BT keyboard with backlit keys, when they have it standard on every laptop...

Protip: Make sure that you remember your Best Buy Reward Zone card before you make your purchase.

Not as well as the "Baby's First Abortion" kit sells in the Blue states.

REAL PREGNANCY ACTION

I'm pretty sure that this pretty redhead would be my favorite fitness app.

ERMAGERD DEY ERSERD A MAHC!

Pretty sure it's referencing where that young lady's hands are in the first picture.

It comes with two differently-sized plates (that you can paint if you like) to hide the old thermostat's hole.