Kilderkin = half-barrel = keg.

So...the flowchart says that you:

I have given you a star. Why? Because you read an article and immediately did math. I'm too lazy to check said math, but I will assume that it is good and reward you your star.

Wrong. Multiple times over.

Why does that rainbow have a Skittle™ penis in its mouth?

Does it cost $99 and integrate with Waze? Great, I'll take two.

Get the flight-time up to 2hrs and make the battery packs swappable (a la Tesla's proposed plan) and this thing could be a LOT of fun.

Because she increased drag and caused you to waste fuel?

Pool. Pool or pond. Pond may be better for you.

"Heck, it even includes a gamepad (check out that guy's lap.)"

I love this plan.

Exactly. So Musk still gets to spell out Models S-E-X, just now with much more 1337!

No idea how that's related, but she is ... lovely.

"the M/V Cragside, a formerly top secret Maritime Support Vessel (MSV)"

This looks cool and would likely work well - but it will, like the rest of the Yeti line, be overpriced and overweight. If you want a better shoulder bag/cooler than the Walmart $10 version, you should seriously consider the Timbuk2 Dolores Chiller (on sale for $99). Stealthy, attractive, doubles as a messenger bag…

Call me when the Countach is available.

Whoa. How did you get access to Dolby Photos? That's not even out yet.

It's a better, combat-ready Femstop. This is a great idea and could easily be adapted to hospital use (in the cath lab) tomorrow.

Good news is that your coworker survived because the airbag didn't go off an inch from her head.