That chick would be kinda cute if she lost 10 pounds.

Not mentioned in the post: that "design" above Ms. Russo's name is an electron micrograph of the actual Ebola virus.

Don't worry - there's no Obamacare delay if you don't mind eating sh*t.

It's about time. Let's just hope that this is in the iPhone 5, both to ensure that ATT gets off their ASS with supporting this and that it ends up in the next generation of Android phones...

Hmmm. You sound like the perfect target market for the Canon 5D Mark III. Don't worry, you should then be able to shrink those pics down and post them on Instagram...

I can't understand why everybody's hating on this poor girl.

Look, if you get burned or the gun flies out of your hand after shooting one round:

I fully support Microsoft's efforts to give everybody some HTTP S&M.

I think Apple pushed it as far as they could on the iPad 3, using commercially-available technologies (and for them, "commercially-available" means able to be produced in the millions a month or two before launch). You know that it had to hurt Sir Ive when he had to make the iPad 3 thicker...

It's actually more interesting to think what's probably going to be in the iPad4:

Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of... delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. What's that? You want me to drink you? I'm in the middle of a trial.

RBV! RBV!

"Whiskey don't make liars, it just makes fools. So, I didn't mean to say it - but I meant what I said."

So, what you're saying is:

Degradation? Exploitation? Worse than not working at all?

Is Francisco Prieto a pseduonym for Jesus Diaz? Because that guy totally owes us a Lego Millennium Falcon build...

And we still don't know where Bane is working.

This needs to be an iPad case.

I've left behind a number of decent "shack prizes" in my day - but, thankfully, I've always remembered to take my penis with me.

"One thing's for sure: nobody will ever have a cooler symbol than AT&T, which is simply T. T."