@CorporateRobot: You, sir, have never spent much time in professional academia. The research will not end abruptly - this is but the beginning of:

@xeebot: The reality of those professional linguists just shifted from "why the hell am I in this remote region of the Himalayas?" to "I need some more post-docs, STAT!".

Yes, Jobs is still very thin. Yes, the Nehru suit on mock turtleneck isn't great looking.

@mrbofus: At last count, he has six thousand, one hundred millions...

@spyderr0de0: I've really enjoyed the service BoA has given me recently. I purchased some random person's SSN on the street and they gave me three accounts!

@Cigar Guy is my life.....: Agree with this whole thread. USAA's app is just like Chase's, except it came out first, it has a much higher limit, and USAA actually cares about its customers instead of trying to actively screw them.

Ohhhhh....and YOU said that working on a superstrong pair of bionic legs for our future robosoldiers was a BAD idea.

@James: eLegs prepares you for ePenetration, pelvis be damned!

@Caturday Yet?: If they run out of fuel, they've got a backup steam engine to pull the Delorean.

@sjschwar: Agreed. That's the only way it's going to look right on my carbon-fiber yacht.

@Darken Rahl: Aw, don't delete it. Seed, seed, seed - just to make sure that plenty more people can pirate it at a nice speed.

@BlueBeard: LOL

@Acemonster: Yeah, but in 9 months or so, he can crank out a second-born...

Before you have too many votes, you should add: "Mythical Verizon iPhone 4" just to make it interesting...

@tedknaz: But what are you going to do with the "Dedicated Windows Media Center" button????

@m4ximusprim3: This mockup is from someone trying to bring it to market...

Looks like Apple is going to have to redesign the iPhone 5...

Bravo. If we are going to jeopardize American lives to fight terrorism, let's not pay terrorist regimes billions for their oil to do so.

Would I spend $299 on this? No way. Am I excited about it? Sure.

I'm PRETTY sure this is about id Software's new game "Wolfenstein". It's supposed to be in 3D.