It runs on water and magic powder?

@blyan-reloaded: Damn, dude, how did you get a star? Even if you don't want to read the original article, do you know who knows what a Myrtus is?

Could you summarize your review? I can't make heads or tails of a review unless there's a number grading system or stars or something. KTHXBYE.

Nice job, Sam. I vote that you update this thing once-a-month or so, as this segment is heating up quick...

That's cool - but call me when a truck full of Johnny Bench's Pre-Cooked Bacon hits a fudge truck.

@jms: +1

#corrections

@stokessd: This.

@groundlessnfree: Brilliant reference.

Let's talk about how Congress is not working in your best interest:

Jack: Uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American, a Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me: What makes you laugh.

A lens with manual controls? It's like we're living in THE FUTURE. What will they think of next?

My Nokia only has "Snakes". Where can I find this Angry Birds you speak of?

@AmishJohn: Meh.: Huh. That's really interesting. Looks like it's time to rewatch the original.

@Joshua Bardwell: YOU'RE RUINING THE PORNO.

Cool: 14yo designs watch.

@CubemonkeyNYC: So in summary:

Want to know the killer product for this? A small box the size of an iPod with a dock connector on one end, a color display and basic controls - but with AirPlay/WiFi built-in.

"We don't need any more fart apps."

Dang you, George Bush! You and your croney Cheney did this to us! Also, the tiny Republican minority in Congress - it's their fault too!