@jms: +1

#corrections

@stokessd: This.

@groundlessnfree: Brilliant reference.

Let's talk about how Congress is not working in your best interest:

Jack: Uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American, a Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me: What makes you laugh.

A lens with manual controls? It's like we're living in THE FUTURE. What will they think of next?

My Nokia only has "Snakes". Where can I find this Angry Birds you speak of?

@AmishJohn: Meh.: Huh. That's really interesting. Looks like it's time to rewatch the original.

@Joshua Bardwell: YOU'RE RUINING THE PORNO.

Cool: 14yo designs watch.

@CubemonkeyNYC: So in summary:

Want to know the killer product for this? A small box the size of an iPod with a dock connector on one end, a color display and basic controls - but with AirPlay/WiFi built-in.

"We don't need any more fart apps."

Dang you, George Bush! You and your croney Cheney did this to us! Also, the tiny Republican minority in Congress - it's their fault too!

@Ricorich196: That's bad-ass - both for beer-drinking and beer-marketing...

@Ricorich196: I can't think of anything that has enhanced my beer-drinking more in recent years. They get the beer ICE-cold.

In response to the people below who dislike canned beer warming up before you finish (and to make this a little more gadget-y), you need some Vacu Vin can chillers. I keep 6 in the freezer - just pop a new one on each beer when you get it out of the fridge.

It's obvious.

@Bluecold: Very disappointing. I knew Will Hunting had abandoned his corporate offer and headed west to get the (much prettier) girl, but this?