I call BS. As I posted over on the MacRumors Forums:

Finally. Get ready for the exciting era of horse-and-buggy!

@Polebull: Meanwhile in the Apple Store deep in the inner city Hipsterville:

@Lodril: If I were able, I would promote this comment.

Instead of a wimpy "ding" when your toast is done, this thing should sound like a real defibrillator charging and then discharging.

You could use five keys - or you could just look around back where the plug is.

As I just posted on Gawker regarding Palin's new word, "refudiate":

@oopsmyeye: Here's how you can use Dropbox to automatically add music to iTunes:

@NiTeShADe: He's using iTunes to compress his MP3's on the fly to save space on his iDevice - but that setting (on the device's "homepage" in iTunes) is crashing.

@BLACKHAWK: Download the appropriate IPSW from:

@Mischif: What happened to the good-old American greenback?

@ninja_togo: My father was a French circus clown.

@bmart008: Nope. As soon as a new bill is released, all old money becomes worthless. Even worse, if you try and spend it, you can get arrested for using illegal tender.

@grahamillion: This would actually sell.

Don't everybody panic - Denon already has a $500 ethernet cable on the market that should work for this. A truly danceable cable.

@inakizombie: Is it strange that I trust you, a fellow non-starred Gizmodo commenter, more than I trust LaptopMag?

So, let me get this straight. According to the comments below, many people have used an iPhone 4 over MiFi and had great success using FaceTime. LaptopMag uses an Evo as a pseudo-MiFi and it fails. LaptopMag concludes that FaceTime is flawed.

If you are paying people, you should give $50 to the first guy to run Geekbench on the iP4:

I disagree with the article. The typing slowdowns and slow app launches on the 3G? Those came after 3.0/3.1.

All of the "Duh, it's on WiFi" comments are missing the point: