nuts!

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

Fuck.

That’s a guy for the ages.

That poor ginger goblin...

“Josh Imatorbhebhe”

Your parenthetical is accurate and deeply depressing.

“Hopefully the wagon had good insurance.”

I’m deeply upset I giggled at this.

Trebuchets have never not been great.

Carbonated water is terrible.

NASCAR fans immediately revolt at notion their museum supports renewable energy.

If he could've, he would've.

Why was the picture taken in his basement?

The perfect crime.

+1 own Grandpa

They’re definitely screen passes drawn up by A. Someone who has no idea what screen passes are, or B. Someone who knows the running back has been fooling around with his girlfriend.

A great negative review is just phenomenal to read. In talented hands, when the author is allowed to stretch and have fun, it can be a work of art.

Touché

I’m very disappointed in you.