I usually hope it isn't, because I'm surely destined for the fiery place at the end. If there is a hell, at least I'll get to see the big wet asshole up to his big wet eyeballs in fire ants before I take my eternal lumps.

I’m shocked. We'll, not that shocked.

You’ll kind it here in the greys. Sometimes we get let out and feel the sun on our faces, if only for a minute.

Failsons gotta fail up, and there's no more "up" than POTUS 

I’m pretty sure the sign says "Free boycott, Hong Kong Blizz"

Yeah, but Stalinface Steve is a biiiitch about his new nickname.

I would much prefer all dead over paralyzed.

This is what the competition committee is all about.

Thank you Simone

If history proves anything, it's that Bill Callahan taking over from a Gruden makes everything better.

3rd person blogs are never a good sign.

+1 it's in my nature.

AARP messages you when it's time to start tucking your t shirt into your BVDs.

I sing the Pizza Bagel jingle all the time. My wife thinks I don't know she's talking to a divorce attorney.

The paycheck may be from T-Mobile, but he definitely uses Boost.

He looks like the team manager for the JV team that everyone’s super nice to because, well, you know...

Pfft, more like OGC NOT Nice.

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

I don't think the algorithm is working very well...

Cue the string of assholes with no knowledge of the language explaining "well actually, it means something totally different there, so it's actually YOU who's the bad guy."