Or he’s lost a step, and hadn’t lucked into anyone to maim until now.

Yup.

Seriously. “He knows better” is a weird way to read Burfict's rap sheet 

Bloodsport is fine, so long as no one disrespects America.

Vontaze Burfict ejected for being Vontaze Burfict.

That’s a motivational poster, a la Major League.

”Germán Darió Gómez Becerra fell victim to a cruel fate”

Thompson presupposes Bucknor had any idea what was going on.

Turns out Dunlap is the father.

Good because right wing goobers totally need any evidence to angrily shout that all hate crimes are hoaxes 

This is the kind of “Stick to Sports” journalism I come here for. Thanks, Albert.

More like Kyle SHORT amiright?

“But defaulting to truth is not a crime.”

I’m a big fan of the "not on campus"part. Can you take your felony child abuse and rape elsewhere, please? We gotta get ready for Michigan.

... Bastard...

The perspiring purse pickle?

Texas.

I had a sinking feeling this was coming.

That certainly explains why Ramsey is feeling so raw about the whole thing.

If Stephen A asserted that the sun rises in the East, I’d assume I’ve just been holding the map upside down my whole life.