Yep

Bad dog.

Is it because, unlike Hermione, his nose isn’t brown?

*rolls eyes*

Shit, I gotta take down that "Cum On In" sign.

Beautiful.

“the magic number for the Twins to officially clinch the AL Central is now eight after this 5-3 win over the White Sox.”

I’ll always root for a superlative, especially when it's "shittiest"

Good old fashioned locker assault. As American as apple pie and disenfranchisement.

Fuck Lou Holtz with his lispy dentures.

Where’s Blair Walsh these days?

And Vinatieri is the best ever at his position, while Bortles is most notably for being a punchline in a television comedy.

34. My wife snapped a picture of the top of my head the other day, because “look how thin it’s getting back there.”

I’m a sucker for jokes like this.

Would love to read the rest of your article, Diana, but it seems a Chick-Fil-A banner has seen fit to obliterate your last paragraph.

He could've just called 877-CASH-NOW

This was worth the trip.

Kellen Winslow Jr. comes in insisting that they try the classics.

I do think there will always be a place for Independent ball. The local St Paul Saints have done amazing business for years, even existing in a small market with a big league club, and a D I school. People will come, Ray.

Kevin Durant Wishes To Separate Himself From “The Machine,” Butt Plugs Into It Daily