Yup. That’s officially enough internet for me today.

Mark Trumbo: remembering a guy before he retires.

“Mother of God”

So, this is just Kirk Cousins’ Super Troopers reference, right?

Sean Young?

A burial.

Guy's a real Gary out there.

Dictionary definition of adding insult to injury.

Greed: Pig

I can’t whistle. At all. 

There’s a joke about Vin Diesel only being good when doing voice over work for monosyllabic monsters, but I’ll be damned if I can work it out...

Is that not what the film is?

I was always flirting with a no hitter. Just strikeout after strikeout after strikeout.

We asked Dr. Gorka for comment on whether he did, in fact, do a fart, which is nothing to be ashamed of. We will update you if we hear back.

Like them fancy eggs?

Bonus points if slur is misspelled.

Case Keenum (who can occasionally make coaches and fans happy, yet can’t seem to ever truly satisfy them)

That’s no Baby Ruth, though.

You bet!