If you’ve ceded the moral high ground to Britt fucking McHenry, you have said some truly horrifying shit.

“Tricle-down economics”. Read: we’ll help Baltimore, but the place that needs no help and is populated by white people.

“Truly the Cardinal Way has become the way of dishonor.”

Ahem:

There is nothing that makes the brain sitting atop my shitty dad body happier than knowing there are professional athletes with shittier bodies than mine.

I haven’t heard such great things about Gary...

Yikes. 

“The Three-Way Trevor Bauer Trade Looks Pretty Good For Everyone”

Succinct.

Hi Doc. Off topic, your impersonator is over on Kotaku stirring shit up. Dunno if you’d rather know, and try to deal with it, or if not knowing is better.

This week we’ll have Dane Cook to help us rank which child stars grew up will grow up to be the hottest.

Fitting the off brand cartoonish nature of the play, the 28 second mark cuts to a cameo of kinda John Ratzenberger.

¿Por que no los dos?

I’m a big fan of cutting to slo-mo when the ball is in the air. “They’ll think his passes are laser beams if we stylize it and put it in slow motion!”

I thought of Mauer reading Ley’s post. Should’ve been a rubber-stamp into the Hall, but the concussions and other injuries from catching turned a late-career slide into a fall off a cliff.

Baseball is good.

So, does China not believe in balks?

“I would prefer not”

This joke is ruff.