I PUT A FUCKING SOCK ON THE DOOR, CHRIS, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

My downstairs neighbor in my last apartment was an approx. 50 year old divorcee, whose boyfriend would come over on the weekends.

I thought I overheard Carol Channing having sex.

Ironically, he wishes he didn’t.

I had no idea Justin Upton was still hanging around the league.

Shit.

spokesperson for an insurance company talking about how their programs are a lot like a good defensive line.

Then realizes “Fuck, this isn’t even my house”

Expect Marisnick to be plunked in BP today.

What the fuck did I just read?

I came here to ask that same question. It would seem that this was never an issue before 2016.

Why cheese?

Chance can’t do a worse job than some of the  South Side’s Finest

Can you imagine a world where you can buy your identity from your favorite corporations?

The American dream.

so many revenue streams created”

Excellent.

The past tense of the headline made me very worried for a moment.

This is the correct take.

I assume Turner saw how badly Rios was pitching and wanted his teammates to be able to tee off.