Somethingpunnythiswaycomes

jacobsnick85

6/28/19

Kyrie is now furiously signing plates at the Denny’s in South Attleboro

6/28/19

Beautiful.

6/28/19

Ahem:

6/28/19

I would pay five American dollars (in 14 installments) to watch Ichiro join the HR Derby this year.

6/28/19

I mean, not that erect.

6/28/19

I went about halfway to the park, but then lost interest.

6/27/19

Seconded on point one.

6/27/19

Nope.

6/27/19

Unfortunately, this forced the article to be sent off half cocked.

6/27/19

Thank you for writing this.

6/26/19

I'd argue Creepy The Oriole is just waiting for you to notice that his dick is out.

6/26/19

Trump only allows his name to be scrawled in gold sharpie.

6/26/19

The middle picture. Looks like Vincent Donofrio in Men In Black post cockroach-ing.

6/26/19

“Fox News hosts convince President Trump not to fight war he’s desperate to fight. Trump declares self mediator of conflict.”

6/26/19

She doesn’t want to have sex with him

6/26/19

Very much the cherry on top.

6/25/19

What’s the optimal number of dogs to have?

6/25/19

These days, the only time I hear “You’re better than that!” is from my wife after sex.

6/25/19

Those aren’t tears, unfortunately. Morganna’s just sprung a leak.

6/25/19

Geography jokes make the world go ‘round.