Every day I see some new piece of information that makes me so very disappointed that I lack the language skills necessary to truly explain how much my species disappoints me. 

Sports fandom is a brain disease, and sports talk radio is its most dangerous vector. It should be illegal.

At least he isn't out there walking, clogging up the basepaths.

Someone should maybe check on him?

Throw your bat and celebrate, fine, but no love for the guy throwing meatballs that just won you $1,000? What the fuck?

“Ass over teakettle” is a wonderful, and underutilized saying. Thank you for its inclusion.

*Pops popcorn to watch all the shit fly in the comments section again*

He’s an insane though weirdo that he's going to have someone deck him in the eye before every start now, isn't he?

Why does the world “monosyllabic” have so many syllables? 

Thought the same team. 

“Today’s episode brought to you by Hooters”

Matthew Dellavedova, but a psychopath

Is the umpire’s union nearing its next CBA negotiation? This seems performative to seek concessions in some way. 

Nonsense! The airport Sbarro’s tastes exactly like every other Sbarro’s on Earth.

This is an excellent reference.

I dunno, I get lonely, and I can suppress a whole bunch of thoughts.

My son did the same nose dive at my wife, at about the same age.

Oof. It gets weirdly testy around here.

What the hell are you doing here in the grays with the rest of us proles?

the person they were going to liquidate