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At least he isn’t one of those weird, grown-assed adults bringing a glove to the game.

The front seat passenger definitely took some splash to the back of the head.

Yes.

Mr. Iglesias looks like hot garbage full of trite racial cliches.

It’s a DNR order signed by her agent.

one of those pistoning fuck-machines on PornHub

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

I thought that this was a post about watching out for Drake’s horniness, not about his literal watch, which is about Drake’s horniness.

“Get out!”

He’s the Zack Hample of photographers.

Spokesperson Ray Kelly said they did not detain Ujiri on the court because they didn’t want to make a spectacle on national TV

How the fuck does no one in America know how to throw a ball?

I cannot wait for my beloved Twins to either, fade horribly down the stretch when their bullpen is exposed to be four squirrels living inside of an old jersey, or they meet the fucking Yankees in the ALDS again.

Solid burner/commend synergy.

I’m having a hard time putting my finger on the exact difference between Masai Ujiri and Bob Kraft.

That’s the answer to “Whose dick”

Well now my curiosity is piqued. 

Yup. They’ve almost successfully convinced everyone that if you don’t say the N word you aren’t racist.

Jeez. East Coast bias much?

Succeeded in creating a moving visual of a pyrrhic victory.