Based on Joe West’s chins, he’s familiar with pasta already.

Boooooooo!

I think that it’s important to note that there is absolutely zero fucking chance President Mushbrain is aware that Notre Dame is about 50 feet from the Seine.

I’m unhappy that this is correct. I’d have gone with an aerial view of the ultimate expression of man’s hubris: a golf course in the middle of a fucking desert.

I was also a big fan of Pierce's Ray Allen abilities.

Left awestruck but disappointed.

Can you mistakenly send it as an SMS, so it arrives from a random phone number with an attached .txt?

13 inches that'll gladly hit the red, the pink, the brown. Wherever he's paid to go.

Wasn’t there some fat guy in pinstripes that gloated about a home run he hadn’t even hit yet?

Rifle Boring In Byron Buxton's Arm Prevents Sac Fly.

Trevor Rosenthal Faces Infinity Gauntlet.

Me: “I’m pro union all the time”

Need it or not, they sure as shit covet it.

Tried Dickkick

Additional $35k fine for not being forthright with his information. 

The answer is "yes"

He’s got the munchies

Cleveland warrants strong consideration.

Checked out the box score to the Yankees Orioles game. Chris Davis is on pace for 400 strikeouts, assuming he has 400 plate appearances.

Night ain’t over yet...