Hey, as a wyperson, I agree, there’s definitely more to this story.

“Two for flinching" is actually the state's third amendment to its constitution.

Ownership of one large sweat sock?

This would be more apt if both Abbott and Costello agreed that neither one actually gave a shit, and then tried to look up when voluntary OTAs start.

Which is weird, since he’s likely a retired player, and therefore one would assume has a communications degree from Texas.

I’m not sure the AAF is up on their gas bill for boiling water. Those peanuts may just be stale.

+1 bunghole

Says creepy shit about his own dick? Hey, hey LBJ.

“Today, in athletes who look like methed out truck drivers..."

Joke’s on them, Simon didn’t say. EVERYONE’S OUT!

If by Jimmy Graham, you mean Antonio Gates. Who, I might add, was undrafted.

Damned finger food.

That just raises further questions about what the hell is going on with their tweet.

Not the logo. The tweet shown in this article.

There was a joke elsewhere in this thread calling paying minor leaguers the new Moneyball. I wonder if this will help sign late round draft picks? International free agents?

It looks to be a B-17, so I'm guessing it's a reference to the Memphis Belle, from world war two. Even less topical than FedEx

Does that image feature the Memphis Belle, a B-17 bomber from the second world war?

I don’t think this said what I meant to say. Fuck it.

The amount of time we have to waste showing just how badly Hernandez blew the most recent call will just lead to more vamping from Joe Buck. I say Hernandez needs to call more games.

Christ.