I’m completely ok with this one. Many of the things being reported are problematic, but with how much Americans zone in on typos and other issues with tweets (hamburgers and covfefe are still jokes - and they should be!), having a staff fuck up a tweet is a big problem.

Further proof that hypocrisy really is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

I wonder how much effort there will be to not reference his involvement with The Shield.

Thank you for sharing your story. Mrs. Punny and I are expecting our second, and are going in next week for our 20 week ultrasound. I can’t wait to see baby, and am scared shitless, just as I was for baby number one.

“It wasn’t funny, and I know what funny is.”

I look forward to a joint venture between Queens Baseball Club and branded content: "Ahmed Rosario Ready to Take Mets to Next Level With Dunkin Donuts"

“Supreme Bey" sounds like her Pokemon upgrade, where she's 12 feet tall and has a rock cannon in her chest.

This comment made me so angry I’m short of breath, and my left arm tingles. I better go eat a slice of cheese to feel better.

I love watching shit like this, because it seems like the least obvious way to make the save. "Puck going for the top shelf. I have two hands up there. Nah, fuck it, I'mma kick it."

No need to ask, he'll gladly volunteer that information to anything that looks vaguely like a microphone.

Odds are that other commenter would’ve taken it to the house.

his name rhymes with “Rad Wheelbarrow.”

This is excellent Kinja.

I had a boss at my summer job in college that *loved* Axe Body Spray, and was pissed that every time he used it in the back room, the can would go missing. Because I would throw it in the fucking dumpster.

I hope no one with a British accent ever tries to talk me into something nefarious. I’ll listen to anyone who sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch.

How long did he have to stand there before she arrived? My back just locked up thinking about it.

Why is the chef naked?

*That’s* what’s going on. I had no idea what uniforms the Wolves were wearing.

I can’t think of an ethnic slur that wouldn’t feel right at home in that picture.

Is “digerati” the underground cabal working to achieve world domination via Didgeridoo?