You lost me when you combined "think" and "Senator Chuck Grassley" into a single narrative.

Somewhere a biker bar is looking for a new bouncer 

Giving Mark Davis's team a full 16 game away schedule feels right.

Pizza, pyrrhically.

That "apparently" is doing a lot of heavy lifting...

Nails on a chalkboard.

Mild Italian sausage.

$50 she pronounces it "Chipol-tay"

The only time I can think of is Leo Durocher. I’d say he’s the exception that proves the rule, though.

One shitty French wall is as good as another.

What’s the big deal?

Definitely agreed, but the point is the hypocrisy. I won’t allow my son to play football, but I also don’t spend an inordinate amount of time bemoaning the notion that it should be *more* violent.

I went to high school with a guy who, as a 17 year old, had already had “7 to 10" concussions while playing soccer. Haven’t kept up with him over the years, but I don’t imagine things are great for him.

The mean lady over at the Takeout wouldn't let him order his usual: https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-kid-looks-too-old-for-kids-menu-1832226591

Yikes.

The night's still young.

Is he what a “good guy with a gun” looks like?

Hey! Fuck you!

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