Holy buckets!

“I love you, alive girl”

The rootinest tootinest racist this side of the Rio Grande.

Pictured: an ecstatic Todd Bowles.

He absolutely carries The Fountainhead around on every team flight, prominently displayed, desperate for someone to ask him about it.

What color uniform was he wearing?

Those head coaches won’t be fired, Williams will just pay someone $100 to dive at their knees after the whistle. Voila! Openings galore.

This is going to produce a lot of Janikowski-esque popped hamstrings.

The portly young man looks to be admiring his handiwork, but he's actually just winded.

And all of that isn’t as criminal as choosing to be called “Ziggy”*

God dammit...

The clear solution to the NFL Pro Bowl is to make it Battle of the NFL Stars. If current television trends show us anything, it’s that we’ll watch famous people do any stupid shit they want in front of a camera. Make it a skills competition/trivia/fuck around time, and ratings will go through the roof.

+1 for answering the letter of the question, but ignoring the spirit.

“Slang term” kill yourself.

It levels out because all the starters are injured at the 3/4 mark of the season.

Maryland loves guys like him.

Burner checks out

Kevin Costner.

It’s flu season. All our breaths are baited.