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I was waiting for one of the workers to let loose a “FUCK!”

I did not expect this follow-up. Thank you for the laugh.

I’d like to cede my time on the floor to hear more of what Mr. Daisuke has to say

That is a beautiful stat.

Bad thing even worse upon further review.

I’m sad now.

LSU offensive analyst Steve Kragthorpe and A&M wide receivers coach Dameyune Craig

Good shit

Jim Irsay looks like a drunk, knock-off Muppet.

If you give a mouse a Nintendo Switch...

If you give a mouse a Nintendo Switch...

If I’m rooting for an NL team, I am not perturbed if the pitcher arrives at the plate dressed in catcher’s gear with no bat.

This is perfectly timed with John Oliver’s examination of Authoritarianism across the globe, and a shitload closer to home.

Such a crap joke.

I saw it as “I got you, buddy” which is even more Dad-esque.

I know it’s a controversial take here, but: “Watch the fucking game and shut the fuck up.”

At least LT called for the trainers instead of celebrating turning a dude’s tibia to dust.

Frankly, flagging what was thought to be a flip of the bird is excessive.

Browns fandom is considered too cruel and unusual even for torture victims.

I can't wait for Jim Peterson to breathlessly reference Rose overcoming adversity again.