They look like if there was a shitty baseball team in the Tron reboot.

The quarter-hearted effort from Pa Kettle is what puts it over the top.

I'm thinking option b, but I wouldn't take any chances with option a.

This was the good stuff. Thank you.

He’d have taken it, regardless.

Yes, Durant is clearly a mercenary. But, when you have the mercenary, fucking use him, don’t bumble-ass up the court and fall down without getting a shot off.

Came to ask this question. Thanks.

Worked for Laettner.

A post-doctorate is a PhD.

Unless, of course, what she claims is true. Then it’s “whistleblower fired” which has a very different, illegal ring to it.

I, for one, am shocked that people in Major League Baseball could possibly espouse racist views, particularly regarding players from Latin America.

Nah, Draymond leans into being universally detested. Ted Cruz is the kind of guy that thinks girls are intimidated by how awesome he is, and that’s why no one will fuck him.

He plays basketball like Charles Barkley golfs.

Being Superman isn’t ephemeral. 

Print media is trying anything they can think of to be relevant in the internet age.

“This name will be adorable when he's 3" said the parent apparently unaware that children age.

Admittedly I don’t know much about it, but wild fires in November seem really out of the ordinary.

Exactly! Get a beer dangling from the right hand eventually.

They fared well in the c that year.

Fuck, on top of Thibs and Butler, there’s MRSA in the locker room too?