jacobsnick85
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I want there to be a joke, but there just isn’t one.

“four ball-dominant players like Simmons, Embiid, Fultz, and Butler all angrily glaring at each other and demanding the ball”

Do you think the extension would be written in comic sans?

Boban only pawn in game of life.

There’s no way Peterman has that much blue goo in him. I’d expect green.

This will provide the ability to retroactively disenfranchise anyone who speaks out against the administration.

Ah yes, the old "having fun" defense that gaping assholes try to trot out. 

Or an internet commenter, trying to find new ways to reject decency.

Silver lining.

It has the coloration of an Eric Carle illustration. I’m fixated on it.

Draymond is an established prick for countless reasons. This is not one of those times.

Is his hair a tattoo?

I already made the Fast Hawk. It flies really well. I’m not going to go get it...

I would be, if only because of the beef between them during the election.

That’s not high enough. They passed on Steph twice. #5 was Ricky Rubio.

The whole state can contain only so much batshit intense rage.

Nard Dog strikes again.

Poetry

And a handsome bloke at that.

I'd say baseball remains more of a crapshoot, but football's not far behind.