Spell check continues to elude them, though.

He really did Flounder out there

The vitriol is all Junior. The garbage writing screams Eric. It's dad.

“The prettiest hair in baseball”

It has a solid ball to shaft ratio.

Is the “causal” because what he said was off the cuff, or is the puberty-beard-and-crooked-tie look now “casual”?

And the mobility to escape the disasters created by an O-line that is particularly Billsian.

Is that Steve Guttenberg?!?

And then kept looking them in the eye, giggling like an idiot while the teacher talked to them.

Florida coach accused of being Florida man.

“At least they don’t yet have Noah. Yet. There’s still time!”

the kid in that picture looks like he played on the professional Dungeons & Dragons circuit and got nosebleeds from riding on Ferris wheels

Guys, are football coaches actually morons? This fundamentally changes my understanding of the world.

Being up to your eyeballs in your own bullshit does things to you.

I have seen the face Mark Knight drew before. It was in “Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs” a cartoon so fucking racist it was banned as part of the “Censored Eleven” in 1968. 

*both.

This is the good shit I come here for.

Between the preternatural gifts for throwing prolate spheroids, and the trying-to-be-human-but-not-quite, Tom Brady is the surest sign that there is life elsewhere in the universe.

He really bit the Lions. 

+1 five cent head.