Hey! Not all greys!

“Brief views of sweaty midriffs" is a hell of a niche.

That’s easy! Eddie George, Steve McNair, Warren Moon, Frank Wycheck, and Bruce Matthews.

“at times it sounded like he was officiating boxing’s funeral”

The comments on the video you linked sure are neat...

Ward is giving up 7 inches and nearly 70 pounds to Ertz. 

Kevin Mench is a good man.

That’s a concussion, right? Wandering over, absorbing zero context clues that you're in the wrong spot.

Gotta keep the priorities straight.

All twenty of them. 

Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.

Knowing that Blair Walsh eats shit is the exception that proves the rule.

Counter-point: Drew is a Vikings fan, and has therefore never been right about anything.

You’re beautiful. Don't ever change.

“I’ll take ‘Things that make me look guilty for $400, Alex.’”

I look forward to the rational, learned response of my fellow grays.

If anyone in the NFL qualifies as "Little Boy" it's Dan Snyder.

Esoteric.

I read the first paragraph and thought it was about Wyoming, rather than rich assholes. Am now sad it wasn’t about Wyoming.

“Luis Avilan, who was booed by fans upon his entrance”