Thank you for clarifying, I was on my way down to the comments to ask Andrew Daisuke’s question.

Pictured: a chipmunk face on a popsicle stick.

I say again: hard pass.

Hard pass.

Daniel Stumpf is indeed a white kid. But, uh, skinny? Nope.

You rang?

It’s based upon a rational evaluation, but reaches irrational depths. I feel that way about a lot of things these days.

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A LION?

“Look, Uncle Tony, you know I love you. You’re my mom’s cousin, and no, we’re not going to get into how that doesn’t actually make you my uncle. But, man, you still owe me for the front end damage from the last time you borrowed the car, and you promised you wouldn’t smoke in there, and it’s been three months, and it…

Not a big Steinbeck crowd today.

The pivot to concerns over racism by McCaw is bullshit. He was pissed that he got picked to be the fall guy to cover for institutional failures. He’s not wrong that it was racist, I just don’t believe for a second that he gave a shit.

“We’ll have Buddy Hield, an’ live off the fatta the lan’”

2014

Pictured: The world’s shittiest revival of “Of Mice and Men”

I’ve never been less shocked to learn a terrible fact.

They ought to:

This glosses over how Becky lived through assaulting two police officers.

Holy shit. Is that kid ASIMO?

I would imagine that the family is reticent to pursue a platform to speak out to protect their daughter, who remains a minor, from reliving the abuse in the spotlight of a nation bent on discrediting her.

That’s clearly Doctor J