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I actually have to agree with them. It’s exactly as funny as Something About Mary, in that it’s a travesty that signals a darkening of our times, should never have happened, and would be best stricken from the record books forever.
It’s good to remember that, whenever anyone reads this, Darko is currently drunk.
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I’m disappointed. This is the punching bag moment I was looking for.
Imagine how good Kyrgios could be if he wasn’t always bored with the sport.
Came here to say this. Just make the wheels louder by sticking baseball cards in them. Then pedestrians hear the cars, plus they totally sound like motorcycles. Win win!
I dunno, it’s pretty hard to find daycare/prison hybrids these days.
This is accurate.
You’re completely right. If she had tried harder in utero, she’d have been born with a penis. Then she’d have been a go-getter, instead of a bitch.
The motherfucker took the time to say it in Spanish, to make sure that they knew he was mocking them.
At another point in the briefing, she helpfully pointed out that the centers—which are generally converted big-box stores and warehouses—boast such amenities as TVs and toys.
When the highlight involves immediately bringing a stretcher on, and the referee stabilizing the neck, maybe it’s not such a good highlight...
I hate seeing Diana’s name in the byline. I know that the article is going to be well written, informative, and that I’m going to need a shower after reading it.
Jesus Christ. In a week I went from completely forgetting Winslow exists, to thinking “haha breaking and entering a mobile home park” to “he’s a literal monster”.
Fewer shopping centers to assault reporters in Fort Meyers.
My son desperately wants a dog that plays fetch. And my dog desperately wants her old life back, before a shitty toddler would bonk her snout with tennis balls.
“I welcome the chance to have that conversation. Unfortunately, my phone is ringing and I left the stove on and...” *footsteps, car door slams, tires squeal away*
That’s a low blow.
It adds up. Lebron needs more rings, and the Globetrotters are nigh unbeatable.