In fairness, JR may have known the score was tied, but been 50-50 on which hoop he was standing under.

One of the lessons I remember from my CPR classes was “Even if you don’t do the CPR correctly, you’re doing the right thing in trying. The worst thing you can do is nothing.”

Christ...

Isha, I hate to do this, but: the picture at the top of this article is in no way of a living human. You have mistakenly posted an image from Madame Tussaud’s wax museum. I assume it’s from their new entitlement wing.

I don’t have to be personally responsible. Poor brown people need to be personally responsible.

Nope. I’m actually a cat walking across a keyboard. Also, what the fuck is “baseball”?

Hey, if everyone else gets shittier, I look better by comparison, right?

This isn’t a question of whether or not the play was dirty, or illegal, or both. It’s that the MLB either fucked up twice, when there was no call on the field, and again in the replay, or once, when Torre issued his statement contradicting the no calls from the previous day. Baseball has been trying hard to shoot…

So “don’t try to hurt someone’s leg, or I’ll try to kill you with this ball”?

The MLB is going to turn sliding into their own version of “what is a catch?” aren’t they?

This kind of weird shit could’ve been how we defined ourselves too. Thanks a LOT John Hancock.

That was graphic.

That was 20th century reality C-SPAN star Ted Kennedy.

Hey, he’s not so bad.

Never go full Milhouse.

Hit: https://deadspin.com/pablo-sandoval-is-hitless-in-37-at-bats-and-the-giants-1800797045

I’m for it on one condition: any kick out of bounds is illegal procedure. That makes it a hell of a gamble, go for the point, but if you kick it out the back of the end zone, and don’t make the point, the receiving team gets the ball on the 40. That’ll prevent Steve Dalkowski the kicker from occasionally blundering…

*Sees just the hairstyle* “That’s adorable”

He continued to passively resist as officers escorted him from the house.