Hey, Jeets was always a threat to take a base. He’s just taken his talents for larceny to South Beach.

Color me shocked.

Yeah, but he did it in service to their favorite president ever, so he’s cool.

Based on the name and the religious affiliation, they may well have been running from someone who hated based upon racial lines. Weird...

You got turned down for prom too? Joke’s on her, though. She’s still hot and married to a doctor while I’m overweight, balding, and underemployed. She missed out.

Well get busy atoning, you’re dragging us though some weird shit.

Frontrunner.

A deuce is a deuce

Kinda funny? Then it’s nothing like Juwanna Mann.

Had he thrown like that in the game maybe he wouldn’t have been so pissed.

You grew up with a Jewish mother too, eh?

I apologize for making you feel like you needed to say “sorry”.

This is fucking repugnant. I have moral issues with fighting sports anyway, but at least the fighters are making a choice. She was actively trying to choose not to fight, and got sent into the meat grinder anyway.

That was my first thought. “There are peanuts in this, aren’t there?”

Hey! I resemble that comment. As soon as I can hoist myself out of this recliner I’ll give you a pleasant conversation about something else!

Looks like my kid left his plastic car on top of the stove.

You’ve earned yourself a parade.

He’ll just stand at the top of the dugout steps giving himself a stern look.