What do the r and u mean?

Tastes like diabetes.

I’m pretty sure you ate somebody’s kidney.

My grandmother pours Disaronno on her Trader Joe’s O’s.

My immediate interpretation was that it endorses running over protest groups. Unless you’re saying that nothing gets ‘em rolling in the aisles like premeditated vehicular homicide?

My wife is vegan, as is our home (I try, but I’m shitty when I eat out). If you’re hosting a vegan, and you’re not, make whatever the fuck you want, because your guests ate before they came anyway.

They all went to UNC. I would’ve guessed Duke.

Cooking in the wrong area =/= auto theft.

This is exceptional work.

It’s workplace location dependent. I can’t play loud music in my office at all, because I don’t have walls and people are on the telephone. A coffee place will have different rules about the music, and a coffee place on the campus of a university will have different rules than a coffee place in different locations.

I assume it would need to be redrafted (not fun). And any international treaty without America (teetering on the edge of international irrelevance notwithstanding) will lack sufficient backing to make any difference.

Are you suggesting Germany step into that role? ‘Cuz, they’ve tried that before. There may be some trepidation along the Western side of the Rhine should Germany start asserting itself any further than it currently has.

Still worth it.

ASPCA ads take a hard line against it.

Scandalous shit has been a hallmark of the arts since cavemen started drawing on cave walls.

Just because they play “Pomp and Circumstance” doesn’t mean they need to be pompous affairs. Have some fucking fun, because tomorrow, you’re unemployed and they start trying to collect on your loans.

Just because they play “Pomp and Circumstance” doesn’t mean they need to be pompous affairs. Have some fucking fun, because tomorrow, you’re unemployed and they start trying to collect on your loans.