This is excellent news. Thank you for the update.

$6 million buys a shitload of scrappiness.

This is a garbage take AND written on the wrong article.

A bittersweet outcome.

Yikes. Hope he’s ok. I get that it’s aesthetically pleasing, but there just can’t be exposed brick like that near the playing field.

There’s something fishy about this analogy.

1/4 + 1/4 + 1/4 +1/4 = 4/16 which simplifies to 1/4.

+1 grey

I had not seen Pedro Alvarez in a while. That’s a lot of dude.

The fact that Colt McCoy isn’t the reigning league MVP fifteen years running is proof that we’re living in a bizarro universe where names don’t mean what they should.

Bruin Beef Boils, Brouhaha Ensues.

Was any of that shit supposed to make sense? I get that the public discourse isn’t what it once was, but there has to be some middle ground between All Things Considered and airing President Camacho, but with a TBI.

It’s a powerful Nielsen Bloc.

Go home Keanu, you’re concussed.

I keep reading that as “vaguebrow” which seems apt, as they’re gonna have to relocate it to vaguely where it was before.

There’s value in the character developed by losing The Right Way.

“Continue”? That’s a helluva brief conversation.

Who the fuck is gonna clean all this vomit off my workstation? I’m pretty sure I’m financially responsible for this.

If Guy Fieri couldn’t cook.

You bastard!