Terrifying. Hope he pulls through ok.

The food is irrelevant, there needs to be beer.

Aaugh!

Au contraire

#notallgreys!

Fat, gassy dreams.

“Hey LeBron, you’ve been off the court for all of three minutes, and are still profusely dripping sweat. Can you comment on the personal tragedy that befell a friend on live television? Yeah, I know, you’re very tired from doing things athletically that no one else on Earth is capable of, but, like, stay focused, ok?”

God dammit. +1

When reached for comment, the horse Gronk flapped his lips while he displayed an enormous boner.

God dammit, get off the internet, Dad!

This made me think: “Is Ryan Howard still kicking around in the minors?”

This is excellent kinja.

Not sure that the burner checks out on this one...

Is... Is there a little pedestal with information about the artwork? Like in a museum?

Can odds go higher than 100%?

Until one of them comes out with the documents proving he paid for an abortion (and said documents absolutely fucking exist) I don’t give a shit.

Seriously, fucking feed KAT when he has Harden covering him.

Can’t wait for Cleveland to roll out their commemorative Jim Thorpe hats with that fucking logo on it.

I’m just here to judge the asshole filming the pregame anthem in portrait mode like a fucking monster.