Bringing in a major critic of what you do, hyping it, having your own employees publicly question your decision to bring said group in, have the show on for one episode, then cancel it? Certainly not a minor blip.

It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Loyola...

If that’s the case, it still doesn’t speak highly of Skipper. When your network is struggling, you don’t get to have high-profile fuckups.

Thank you for taking me on this ride with you.

Yes please!

I dunno...

And McKnight being famous.

Prepositions are not something to end a sentence with. At least, that’s a rule I’ve heard of.

Unless one of the Chance cards is “You caught Chlamydia from a pornstar” I don’t want to play.

I like that he even used the upside-down smiling emoji. That kid has a future.

He played 6,680 snaps as a pass-blocker in his career and only ever allowed 30 sacks.

I thought I was past this. I’m not.

Fuck her with a hot, serrated pitchfork.

I knew this was you:

Why is that lucky? I have to imagine the secret service would be slow getting there, and Altuve would channel his inner Odor for at least three solid punches.

Agreed with everything. Starred for the fucking ad.

I know she’s not actually a cabinet member, and her husband will do in a pinch, but it’s this fucking woman:

I also need a new water heater. I’m sick of bullshit tepid showers.

My dad always told me, “I’ve seen what man has accomplished, and I have seen what man is capable of, and we needed help from somewhere. But I don’t go to church, because God doesn’t need the money.”