It was a rare moment of mental synergy between Donald and Rex Ryan.

I mean, “Dallas Braden” is a white-assed name. It’s just a little on the nose. Like if George Lucas were responsible for naming the shittiest pitcher ever to throw a perfect game.

On the contrary. Neither Dallas nor Braden is a name.

As a penis-haver, I was born with the right to run everything, and the moral compass to feel shame for nothing.

A Spitsmas Carol, featuring Ebenezer Looge

I had the same thought. Aside from the wind, is the photo at a crazy Dutch angle, or were they actually snowboarding down a sheer cliff face?

Gold winning whippersnapper.

“Georgios Papagiannis (who I hope gets to reunite with his son in Milwaukee).”

The allure of a winning record is strong.

I more meant that “slope” is sometimes used as a derogatory term for people from East Asia (it was Vietnam-era slur).

In Korea?

Acrimony is a criminally underused word.

That’s a really fucking painfully shallow reading of that article...

A low bar, but still surprising.

“I really can’t sympathize with anyone”

How is that fucking guy approved, and I’m stuck in the damned grays?

We eat a lot of hotdish, our buttholes are rarely taut.

I’ve touched spam. There’s nothing nice about it...

My nephews, Easton and Weston, would like you to know it could get a shitload worse.

The burner definitely checks out on this.