No. Hank Hill voice is the official pronunciation of “Tom Landry”. The same goes for “propane”.

How is this hard? Can the person you’re insulting legally vote? If no, then shut your fucking mouth, that’s someone’s kid.

Can’t it be both?

Hey! Other golfing fans! Wanna know who remembers Caddyshack, and also has no idea how actual golf actually works? THIS FUCKIN’ GUY!

Conklin!?! That club-footed bastard.

Honeydew? Speaking of cruel and unusual...

I’m fairly certain that irony is only related to when bad weather ruins weddings.

You’re misconstruing the y-axis values for image stretching. They are not the same at all. By your definition, it would be an invalid graph if it were printed on a larger piece of paper.

Why? It also doesn’t go to 100%. It’s cut off, but since it’s on both ends, it’s not particularly manipulative.

“The parking lots were a sea of trash by mid-afternoon.”

Ack! Beat me to it.

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

Valid point.

“Vagface” sounds like an insult Dwight Howard would call someone. It would then be followed by him giggling like an idiot, running around asking everyone, “Did you hear what I called him? Vagface!”

I do not have one. All I know is that it sure as shit isn’t “vagface”

Add a pointy mustache and he’d be right at home tying people to train tracks and being foiled by some Canadian idiot riding his horse backwards.

And, apparently, carnival barking.

Don’t judge me! I’ll be over here drinking my melk if you’d like to have a gratingly polite conversation about it.