Fred Biletnikoff would be turning over in his grave if his hands weren’t stuck to the lid.

A member of Bill Cosby’s defense team has joined us here in the comments!

Does her being a stripper make her less credible? Or just that you don’t believe her motives for becoming a stripper?

Clearly Kindstrand Nelson is just making this up after seeing the riches and fame that came to Christine Blasey Ford.

Gotta Shawshank that shit so you don’t get caught.

PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE WITH PANTONE COLOR: “Nuclear Man From “The Simpsons”

But only one placekicker can play at a time. Think about it.

Hey, Jon. Welcome to Deadspin. There’s some aloe on Petchesky’s desk, you should use it.

+1 Vermicious Knid

What do you get when your roster depletes?

“This is a faked story clearly dreamt up by Communist Clinton and Overspend Obama to hurt Republicans in the midterms!” - My dad, more than likely

Just some passionate, patriotic individuals. People who love their nation. Nationalists, I believe they’re called.

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

“That’s okay, I brought my own. Today it’s Fruit Roll-Ups!”

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Srsly, the world is going to end in less than 18 years so why do women even want or need breeding partners at this point anyway?

I think she, even at 21, realized there was something wrong with this 37 year-old loser, and that’s why she left him.

Y Control