Giannis was gifted 15 PTS, 9 REB, 4 AST by his father before the game started?

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

I can’t believe they’re already playing basketball again. I’m still reveling in the Toronto Raptors near championship.

I would rather hear the screeching tires of a car hitting a kitten than hear Mumford and Sons.

Because the #eecummings isn't as catchy

I’m confused at why they would leave out Trotz. His coaching of a team that comically failed year after year made all the difference.

You want Bear Porn? I gotcher Bear Porn right here.

Calgary is at least known as a city Winnipeg is just a funny word people think you are saying.

Trucks’ nephew Butch was the drummer in the Allman Brothers Band. 

And how is that working out for you Katy?

Hey! That guy changed the oil in my car the other day. 

His job isn’t to define words. It’s to discuss football. Cut the man some slacks.

I think the answer is this picture:

Trucks was before the MLB was Latin(o)-friendly.

If we’re gonna be that transparent, let’s just call any novel, unconventional baseball strategy Goosefucking.

Uh, pretty sure those are all porn moves already. 

Can we come up with a new term besides bullpenning? I feel like we have an opportunity to get creative here.

“Even considering turning them on and driving them ruins the value.”

Heh. By using your FB account for authentication, you’re building them what’s most likely a more useful profile than if you’d just had a normal page that you didn’t use for login convenience.

I like how oblivious those white women are in a march than the black woman who understands the situation in which the march happened.