Then it’s not just a clever name...

28, why root for the Mets and make things worse?

Is this the same Steve Young who demanded to be traded from the Bucs? Also the same Steve Young who demanded that either he or Joe Montana be traded more than once during his time with the Niners? Maybe it’s a different guy?

Jokes are always funnier when you have to explain them.

Dan Marino Should Die Of Gonorrhea And Rot In Hell (Laces Out).

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. People call the organization “classy” - under no circumstances are the suburban Jersey man-babies that compromise 85% of the fans of this team classy, ever. And really, the organization is classy only because of the competition from and comparison to the other 31 NFL teams. It’s easy to look…

Captain Marvel sequel?

How are the Mets not an eternal dumpster fire? Please show your work.

The NHL blew their wad back in 1988 when Gretzky got traded.

It is if his price is really high. The Mets are gambling that they can give him the money he wants while still signing all their picks (see article for strategy). It wouldn’t be unusual for a top 10 talent to fall further since then the gamble isn’t so huge in the 4th or 5th round if you can’t meet his price or drive…

Just about everything the Mets do seems to have the caviot “provided they don’t screw it up” and holy shit if they don’t screw it up every damn time.

“the disappointing Mets” I can’t think of any statement more redundant than this. 

You’ve obviously never watched the Mets play defense. They make two or three bonehead plays like this a night, usually with Amed Rosario leading the way.

The Beatles entire album and single catalogue is only ~11 hours long. About 212 songs. That’s a day at work and the commute. How can you be in your 40s and not have heard a single Beatles song?

Because then they can either get even richer people to buy the team when it is worth more (team values always seem to go up no matter what) or leverage the terribleness of the team to move somewhere.

LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN’!!!

Dave Brown and Daniel Jones - they even have the same generic “bland boyfriend in a rom-com” names. Maybe he can start dating Katherine Heigl?

I believe it is currently called a Trump-Pence 2020.

Sometimes the solutions are so simple yet simply elude us.

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