Drew Brees is 6' tall the same way I am out of the grays.

Shomer Shabbos!

What is this? RIP GOOMF

I mean, it’s not like one of their conference championship games was decided by a no-call helmet to helmet hit.  Why would the NFL ever be accused of giving hypocritical lip service to player safety?

This was the lowest scoring Super Bowl in history, not title game.  The 1948 NFL Championship game was 7-0 and next year the game was 14-0. /pedantic

It is now a guarantee that when the Knicks can’t sign KD or Kyrie this off-season, they will trade 3 first round picks for Wall.

Fucking Jersey.

Bennie and the Jets is a marvelous 2 1/2 minute pop song that goes on for about 5 minutes.

They suck.

Kobe proved that it is possible for the greats to rape at an all star level in altitude, though.

Signed, every Atlanta Falcons fan ever.

The problem of prison overpopulation is low-level drug users and such; people who hire people to murder their pregnant girlfriend are EXACTLY the people who should be locked away and forgotten about.

I always found something.com to be much more interactive than zombo.com.

I think it goes without saying that no matter who did what to whom in all this nonsense, yeah, she fucked him.

Yes.

I am 98% sure JP Losman doesn’t own three JP Losman jerseys.

Still terrible? Truly, the ‘terrible’ part when talking about the Mets is redundant.

Ravens have their own issues, but they’re nothing compared the the Skins

Seriously, the Ravens biggest issue is that their all-time great linebacker is a double murderer and that problem honestly wouldn’t even crack the top 5 of the ‘skins issues.

It’s almost like letting a failed business criminal be president was a bad idea...