The puritanical theists are the ones who are amazing to watch. The ones who are fine with our government and the GOP attacking children, ripping families apart, letting the poor and sick suffer, making excuses for rapists and pedophiles. THESE people have thrown in their lot with an amoral man who lusts after his own…

What is a red or a blue life anyway? They can choose to stop being a Firefighter or Police Officer if they feel it makes them a target of violence. I can’t choose to stop being black.

this x 1000

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

Don’t listen to this idiot, Chris. He doesn’t understand. He is a small-minded fool.

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Can we call getting blackout drunk “the Kavanaugh way” from now on?

“Hey, they are just pouring beer, why do they feel so entitled to a living wage? After all, I shouldn’t have to pay $.50 more per beer, and I only make $50k/year. Why should he make more than me?”

They’re not paying travel expenses, they’re just putting word out to vendors in Atlanta that they can go to MD and work if they want.

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.

- Andrew Jackson, 1830

I didn’t want to tip our hand, but that process has already begun. Subtly.

Well, y’all did elect a president with all sorts of credible allegations against him..... soooo.....

I hope he gets 4 to 12 questions about it every week.

Jesus Christ McGillicuddy...Are these folks really going to vote to confirm someone to a lifetime appointment of the Supreme fucking Court who has a credible allegation of rape hanging over his head? Like, is that seriously what they’re going to do?

The only way to move whales:

• The team jersey must be tucked in at the waist.