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You’d think the dash cams would put them off doing it

Bad form to jump in front of your own car in trying for an insurance scam.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

Looks like my wife was driving that car!

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

“The only VHS tapes this cabin had at the time were Kids and Blue Velvet” is one of the unintentionally-funniest things I’ve read in some time. I mean, Jeeeeesus.

Like these guys.

Yes, that is Sarah Silverman getting her face rearranged.

I’ll never forget watching it in the theater and when the helicopter blows up in the final scene a guy in the front of the theater stood up and screamed “Yeahhhhhhhhh!” with both arms raised.

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

Requiem for a Dream was a huge miss for me as well. I don’t get the hype to this day.

Oof, Spaceballs is a chore now. Blazing Saddles is, of course, still perfection.

Wait just a minute. The envelope said “Beijing” on the inside but “No Peking!” on the outside. I demand a recount.

“It really is a safe choice,” IOC President Thomas Bach said. “We know China will deliver on its promises have the necessary slave labor to build all our shit and not give a fuck how much it costs them.”

In too many of his movies, he’s autopilot intensity. He’s at his best when his character has visible demons. He was magnificent in MAGNOLIA and really good in COLLATERAL and even when he’s not in that sort of role, he’s still compulsively watchable.

a forgettable TV show no one remembers

When the only reason this series got the third sequel was because of the strength of the name, and literally everyone on earth and Mars has heard the theme song, it’s pretty amazing that someone can even ATTEMPT to hold that idea in their head.

Nice review - but you are dead wrong about the TV show - it was not "some forgettable show that no one remembers". So wrong on that point.