Giants fans will still bitch because NO ONE ever thinks the Giants are the best team when they win a title. Because they are not.

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.

I believe the Cardinals received that treatment (deservedly so). If they ever did another one, it should definitely be the Mets.

God, I wish you guys did a baseball version of Why Your Team Sucks.

Tom Brady beat up his girlfriend, threw her on a pile of ammunition, and threatened to kill her.

Oh wait, no, that’s the guy who will play against the Patriots in Week 5.

What’s the difference between Tom Brady and the babies that Tom Brady killed with his lies?

“I mean, c’mon, think about it, Mark. That’s why we call them false flags.”

“There are red flags in the NFL?”

How is this not filed to LOLMETS. Is this some product of Gawker Media being 20% nicer?

Page 19: a hot dog is clearly not a sandwich.

People who never had a father to teach them how to shave properly.

MVP Baseball 2005 is number one and its not even close. I kept my xbox just so I could still play that game.

What movie would you watch with a blanked memory?

anti-vaxxer. is tangentially related to jay cutler. no, I don’t get it either.

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

Hawkins was the opposing pitcher for David Wells’ perfect game. In 1998.

I vaguely remember him being a decent reliever in the great Ken Griffey Jr. Slugfest video game.

yah, NFL can’t wait to host opening night without the Super Bowl MVP. That’s a marketing dream.