THAT’S GOOD KINJA!

Giants fans will still bitch because NO ONE ever thinks the Giants are the best team when they win a title. Because they are not.

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.

I believe the Cardinals received that treatment (deservedly so). If they ever did another one, it should definitely be the Mets.

God, I wish you guys did a baseball version of Why Your Team Sucks.

Tom Brady beat up his girlfriend, threw her on a pile of ammunition, and threatened to kill her.

Oh wait, no, that’s the guy who will play against the Patriots in Week 5.

What’s the difference between Tom Brady and the babies that Tom Brady killed with his lies?

“I mean, c’mon, think about it, Mark. That’s why we call them false flags.”

“There are red flags in the NFL?”

How is this not filed to LOLMETS. Is this some product of Gawker Media being 20% nicer?

Page 19: a hot dog is clearly not a sandwich.

People who never had a father to teach them how to shave properly.

Also, you’re not generally awake for a colonoscopy.

And they’re generally less shitty.

MVP Baseball 2005 is number one and its not even close. I kept my xbox just so I could still play that game.

At least colonoscopies have a clear beginning, middle and end.

What movie would you watch with a blanked memory?

anti-vaxxer. is tangentially related to jay cutler. no, I don’t get it either.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.